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GOD_GOD_GOD 98M
639 posts
2/2/2017 2:27 pm
In the future someone may ask, how did we get it so wrong?

Aliens here to save us ! Could anyone be so stupid?











GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

2/2/2017 5:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Why would aliens swarm the Earth to eradicate us when all they have to do is redirect an asteroid towards us? They take the more fun option I think. Probably making an Alienwood movie to sell on the streets of planet HKQ where retrosphere alien dronebeats are played to alien and humanoid orgies.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

2/2/2017 7:06 pm

    Quoting  :

We've moved on from proton colliders to worm hole technology gained from the recent discovery of a vimana found in an Afghanistan cave. Why is there a three sided pyramid in area 51?


brandygirasol 54T
9369 posts
2/3/2017 6:31 am

Well Maybe Its Hopeless And All I Can Do Is Bend Over And KISS IT Goodbye!


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

2/3/2017 1:15 pm

    Quoting brandygirasol:
    Well Maybe Its Hopeless And All I Can Do Is Bend Over And KISS IT Goodbye!
I might don my alien suit and kiss your ass goodbye with a damn good caning young lady. You can wear your school uniform.


brandygirasol 54T
9369 posts
2/4/2017 6:09 am

    Quoting GOD_GOD_GOD:
    I might don my alien suit and kiss your ass goodbye with a damn good caning young lady. You can wear your school uniform.
COOL ... Never Hooked Up With An Alien Before! The End Of The World Could Be Lots Of FUN


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

2/4/2017 9:18 am

    Quoting brandygirasol:
    COOL ... Never Hooked Up With An Alien Before! The End Of The World Could Be Lots Of FUN
But when those perverted aliens started sniggering like little chipmunks as one of them caned your bottom you suddenly broke their weak alien bonds and grabbed one and started throttling it which made the other aliens burst out into even more delirious laughter and then they produced their little grey penises and started to wank themselves in ecstatic unison as they can read each other's minds. Then they swarmed all over you with about five on either ankle they spread your legs apart and one of them entered you and started fucking you furiously whilst the others managed to get a device onto your balls that sent vibrations so powerful through your body you became unable to move by the sheer sensation so all you could do then was let them have their way with their probing and measuring tools aware that they were cloning you so they could make lots of you so they could have your clones at their homes dressed in nice lingerie feather dusting their alien mansions and making lunches for their alien children whilst they lounged with their feet up watching dirty alien/versus/humans porn films. amen


brandygirasol 54T
9369 posts
2/5/2017 12:05 pm

    Quoting GOD_GOD_GOD:
    But when those perverted aliens started sniggering like little chipmunks as one of them caned your bottom you suddenly broke their weak alien bonds and grabbed one and started throttling it which made the other aliens burst out into even more delirious laughter and then they produced their little grey penises and started to wank themselves in ecstatic unison as they can read each other's minds. Then they swarmed all over you with about five on either ankle they spread your legs apart and one of them entered you and started fucking you furiously whilst the others managed to get a device onto your balls that sent vibrations so powerful through your body you became unable to move by the sheer sensation so all you could do then was let them have their way with their probing and measuring tools aware that they were cloning you so they could make lots of you so they could have your clones at their homes dressed in nice lingerie feather dusting their alien mansions and making lunches for their alien children whilst they lounged with their feet up watching dirty alien/versus/humans porn films. amen
WOW ... What A Super Cool Imagination You Have, Sugar! LOVE Your Hot And Funny NAUGHTY Sex Fantasy About Aliens And ME .... Very Amused And Flattered Because You DEF Made My Day For Sure, Honey!


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

2/6/2017 1:19 pm

    Quoting brandygirasol:
    WOW ... What A Super Cool Imagination You Have, Sugar! LOVE Your Hot And Funny NAUGHTY Sex Fantasy About Aliens And ME .... Very Amused And Flattered Because You DEF Made My Day For Sure, Honey!
I might just think up another one then. Making your day sounds like a nice hobby. You are adorable !



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