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likesmatureones 55M
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3/19/2017 1:33 pm
a few things I learned watching pirates of the carribbean last night


HI all,

I watched that great trailer for the new pirates of the Caribbean yesterday...and decided to hop on netflix last night and see if they had any of the previous movies in it's line up.

The funny thing is I didn't even know there was a 3rd installment of the franchise....it's like they just jumped to the 4th movie and no one informed me...those bastards.

Unfortunately netflix only have the original movie and not number 3 ( insert disappointed college aged snowflake face emoji here)....but I got my vodka on and say "wtf let's role and watched it. Yeah Netflix can be a cock sucker some times.. I mean number three has to be like what 2 yrs old as least

and after watching the curse of the black pearl I find myself asking 3 questions?..

1. never steal Aztec gold.? huh if those crazy sobs had that sorta hoodoo voodoo type of shit at their disposal then how did they lose to a bunch of drunken Spaniards??
And why is curse lifted now that all the aztec gold is returned/blood spilled ?
I mean how is it "returned" if it is sitting on some asshat island in the middle of the carribbean?
Shouldn't capt assclown have to return it back to say mexico? ( I mean to it's rightful owners)

2. if Capt Jack Sparrow is crazy/stupid/drunk ... then how smart can the commodore/ the governor/the red coats and yes even capt barbosia actually be ? I mean your basically letting a keith richards clone outsmart you?
3. capt jack said " never trust an honest person"...at least with a dishonest person your know what your getting...so are the pirates the real heroes of this movie???

and fuck me he is right.. watch the damn movie...the pirates are the only ones that actually keep their fucking word...they are just smart enough to put qualifiers on their agreements.
Every other character just flat out lies... they agree to take capt jack back to the governor island and then proceed to string him up for execution..
The woman agrees to marry the commodore for going after the peal and saving will turner and then backs out of the agreement.
Will turner agrees to fly under a pirate flag and obey the commands of Capt Jack..and then hits him up side the head with a board in the cave. ( hmm isn't that mutiny?)

likesmatureones 55M

3/19/2017 1:34 pm



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