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If i was president...and no this isnt political Never fear faithful readers i am not plunging back into the swamp of political blogging. But just imagine if i ( your humble host) ran for president. I mean come on...how could i lose?... especially running against Hillary and a man who said he likes to grab them in the p. But that is old news...my first year as president would go smoothly. Id be " paul ryan"...give a good talk about this country needing change ,but just throwing up my hands at the end of the day and blame the oposition. Makes me wonder if paul ryan has the same excuse in bed...sorry honey i meant to give you an orgasm, but these damn democrats keep cock blocking my every move Id give both sides some minor concessions\ handouts and everyone would love me. Meanwhile id be sitting in the oval office,drinking quality vodka,jacking off to game of thrones.... All the while my approval ratings would soar and unemployment would decrese. And the best part....no fucking tweets ever!!!!! And no need for a pres sec....id invite the press into the oval office for briefings..hell might even break out the booze. Why turn the press into an enemy? ..its easier to keep them as a friend. At least id be man enough to talk to the reporters face to face and treat them like people And sure i might not rock the boat.but i would get stupid petty small shit done... Like pot! Everyone luvs it...just make the shit legal already The dreamers...is everyone here tired of the same ol same ol shit....just make them legal and lets move on. Id figure out what little things need to be rolled back to give some relief.... There is no reason for rock the boat...ever....your humble captain asleep at the wheel with his pants down...still not understanding why people luv game of thrones Goodnight America |
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1/6/2018 9:41 am |
Come on id atleast be better than jimmy carter
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