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Grouchy Bastard Chronicles

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Private Note to the Grouchy Bastard
Posted:Apr 4, 2017 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 10:12 am
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Hey you! Yeah, you there! Don't just scroll on by...
Stop in, have a drink on me...


For ANYONE who doesn't have email (like us standard members) I make this space available...
Rule #1: If you visit it, you shall comment upon it.
Rule #2: If you comment upon it (at least on this page) I will not allow anyone else to read it. Ever.

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RanDom Funnies, Part Shit, I Lost Count!
Posted:Apr 21, 2017 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 1:11 pm
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RanDom Funnies, Part XIII
Posted:Apr 21, 2017 1:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 1:09 pm
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RanDom Funnies, Part XII
Posted:Apr 21, 2017 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 1:06 pm
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Rule #1
Posted:Apr 20, 2017 10:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 1:06 pm
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This rule is ironclad, and there will be no exceptions.

If you are a sugarbaby, or hunting for a rich guy, you need to move along. I'm not interested, and neither are you.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

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Joke of the Day:
Posted:Apr 20, 2017 10:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 7:53 am
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To most people, the acronym T.G.I.F. stands for "Thank Goodness It's Friday!"

Recently, there have been many sightings by average citizens, of blondes with the letters "TGIF" stenciled at the toes of their shoes.

Upon deeper investigation, we have uncovered the true (blonde) meaning of this phenomenon.

According to Bubbles the Bimbo, the letters TGIF stenciled on the toes of her shoes have an alternative meaning:

T oes
G o
I n
F irst!
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Thought for the Day:
Posted:Apr 20, 2017 10:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 7:54 am
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This being the fourth weekday, there's something that I always see when I look at a Thursday:

S o
H appy
I t's
T hursday!
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I feel the need to open up, a little...
Posted:Apr 19, 2017 10:36 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 10:14 am
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There's been a lot that's been going on, and I know I made a big deal about not dripping the platter of my personal life all over my blog...

There's just been a few things that I need to get off my chest.

Who the fuck says things like:

"It's a good thing you never had children of your own."
"This many years and I still can't find anything real about you."
"Gods you're a piece of shit."
"Everything about you is just fake."

Whomsoever said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me" was obviously full of shit.

How is it that someone who is so mired in the past (like dredging shit up from a DECADE ago, just to pound me with it last night) have the BALLS to say that they're looking towards the future, and that you need to let things go?

How the fuck can someone heal, if they can't even see where the hell they are at the present?

How the fuck can someone say that everything that's ever happened in the past, is STILL happening in the present, because every single little fucking thing they think that you are doing wrong, or anything that you do that doesn't agree with them, or anything you do to stand up for/defend yourself BRINGS EVERYTHING THAT EVER WENT WRONG, OR WAS HURTFUL RIGHT BACK INTO THE PRESENT LIKE IT HAPPENED FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AGO?

Sorry, but I needed to get that off my chest.

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RanDom Funnies, Part XI
Posted:Apr 19, 2017 10:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2017 8:12 am
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The Defenestration Initiation!
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RanDom Funnies, Part X
Posted:Apr 19, 2017 10:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2017 10:22 am
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Just how tough is this neighborhood?

I'm picturing Fred Rogers with an AK-47!
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