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Man flu....and no he isn't being a whinny bitch..lol
Posted:Dec 14, 2017 4:53 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2017 4:58 am
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Yep its been proven..by the canadians no less...

That when your male complains when he is sick...he isnt being a drama queen or whinny bitch...he probably is sicker than the females in the household.

Why? Pure biology... without going into any female supremacy rant...women are naturally healthier than men...you have a better immune system...women are designed to withstand harsher conditions....
So when all the males die off and women are left to rule the world..lol...you can blame his inferior immunine system .

The researchers think the amount of testosterone in ones system affects ones immune system...the higher the level the weaker the system

So this canadian team proved the flu vaccine is more effective in women than men....perhaps this is why alot of guys bitch about getting the shot and still getting the flu?

Anyway...males just get more upper respiratory infections\ more colds\ etc.

So perhaps your male isn't faking it and doesnt need to just man up...perhaps what he needs is to just lay in bed\ watch tv and get some rest

I mean his immune system is inferior
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Just blew my Christmas wad on 75 grams
Posted:Dec 14, 2017 4:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2017 8:21 am
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Er no silly...not drugs...but fuck it might as well be..

I bought my roommate what she wanted for Christmas.....silver molding clay...yep it has real silver in it. I guess you mold the shit in some form and the kiln bakes the clay away????....and your left with silver jewelry.

But damn son that shit is expensive....

I figured id for go the stupid lil shit gifts that no one appreciates and just get her something she really wants
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Sitting on the sidelines
Posted:Dec 13, 2017 4:54 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2017 9:53 am
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Ill preface by saying yeah i know some people are on sites just to blog or talk with friends...

BUT...if you have a profile that states your looooooking.... Then why are you surprised when someone contacts you

And yes this does apply to both women and men... hopefully these people realize that they are fishing from a very niche pond...the same fish are always there...

But some how they still want richer\ thinner\ younger etc etc etc.. and yes i get people have preferrences.

But i also get the magic mikes of the world probably dont have any trouble getting all the women\ men they desire...They probably arent on alt.com

So they just sit on the banks with that pole in their hand waiting....

And i wonder why...you know whats in the pond...you know it isnt gonna change.

A quick example..older Domme always on..looking for a relationship instead of play etc.
Yet she has a narrow definition of who she is searching for....and not finding...probably will never find cause he doesn't exist...

So instead of taking what is available and giving it a try...she bailed..

And is back on the sideline...just waiting...

Come on people...its a fucking pond!!!! Dont care if you look out of state or in another country....you gonna find the same type of fish
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The hoodie footie pj....worst christmas present ever
Posted:Dec 13, 2017 3:54 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2017 1:17 pm
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Last year a certain company was pimping their wares to men on all the sports talk radio stations..

Hey guys dont be dumb asses and get your woman the wrong present....she's cold and really wants to dress up like ralphie from the Christmas story ( in his pink bunny costume)

Yep fellas...the hoodie footie...an adult sleep ware that combines the sexyness of adult feeted pajamas with an actual hood...

Nothing says cock block like a cold woman now encased in a parka...

I had to laugh at their new ad...gpne is the hoodie footie....instead they are now promoting how soft their pjs are..

I guess i still can get soft pjs off a cold woman in the bedroom....she isnt taking of the hoodie footie for noone...
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Balls..pretty lil balls in the air
Posted:Dec 11, 2017 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2017 11:06 am
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This is my life...

Unlike most men i can mulitask...

And no i dont mean like the juggler that can throw..two or three or four...

Balls into the air...hoping this skill set impresses some chick and he get some pussy.

With me?...the balls are neverending.....watch as i pull some jackie chan shit and ninja flip

To catch the ball..

Before it drops.

Only to launch it back into space

The balls never stop

And neither can i...my mind is always firing

I am constantly worrying

What happens when the balls drop

And i am not there
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Hmmm 6 days and no response
Posted:Dec 11, 2017 4:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2017 7:53 pm
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Just curious..if someone hasnt posted anything in 6 days on a website ...does that mean...he's gone ( in your opinion)...

He was the type that was on the site everday..we exchanged emails etc....

And poof...no response in 6 days now\ he hasnt been on the site in 6 days...

So he's gone right..lol

Cause i know damn well as soon as i write the other guy....karma will bitch smack me....and this guy will suddenly pop back in...lol
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Oh those pussys
Posted:Dec 11, 2017 3:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2017 12:57 pm
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This is the part where bloggers usually post pics of actual cat doing sillly things or an actual vagina...

Me? Eh? A lil lazy this morn..seems like christmas is crashing down around me and shit for me to fix around here keep pilling up..

So i was not amused to hear this odd sound this morning...the pussy from hell was actually in the dryer\ door shut and she pissed herself bigtime.
Pussy piss was all over my dryer!....but i should just be happy the cat is still alive..

Pussy is wonderful...but not at 5 in the morning covered in urine.

( Insert pussy pic here)
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If you coud invite one living person to your holiday get together...who would you chose?
Posted:Dec 9, 2017 8:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2017 6:54 pm
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I was curious...say your sitting there amongst your relations making merry this season..

Perhaps you just happen to have the power to call one living person and have them walk through the front door.

Who are you chosing to liven up the festivities?
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Cop shoots unarmed man and is aquitted
Posted:Dec 9, 2017 8:00 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2017 12:36 pm
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Perhaps youve seen this video...

Cop from pheonix shoots an unarmed guy to death in a hotel hallway...

Now im pretty pro cop...its a hard job....Buttttt

Watch the damn video and its pretty obvious that the cop had a literal hard on to shoot someone.

The irony here is the race of either man shouldnt matter. But both guys were white...so there is no shock valve from seeing a white cop murder some white guy on his knees?

So there is no public out cry\ no protest\ no riots...

And what was this man's crime? Was he butt smuggling p!utonium to iran?...was he the next white nutter shooter?

Oh yeah someone reported seeing someone in a hotel room with a gun...omg

Which turned out to be a pellet gun he used in his extermination business.

These cops came in armed with assault rifles for christs sakes and could have handcuffed or tazed the suspect at any time...

The irony is at the end of the video...the cop shoots the man...doesnt even check on him and then goes all barney fife and fumbles for the hotel key card to gain access to the hotel room...

Like some how inside will be the justification for the killings...like magically there will be this stockpile of weapons or a mountain of coke

Thank god for body cams. You know this ass clown would have planted sonething on this guy to justify the shooting

Ironically the tax payers and not the cop will be sued...and the cop will go on to work for some small town police force....sorta like those pedo priest that just get passed down the food chain
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3rd times a charm
Posted:Dec 9, 2017 7:42 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2017 6:13 pm
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Hmm third time i tried to post this....

Only to have some zombie\ nazi employee take it down...

Perhaps you noticed but this king has lost his crown..the powers that be stripped me of my gold status

And now i m a lowly scribe...

Its funny that i got an email that stated my automatic renewal was turned off...

Hell it was never turned on..in 20 years...

Who knows...perhaps ill get bored as all fuck this holiday or get shit faced drunk and just power plug this whole site with my post and give it a good enema.

I mean if that is what you really want ( no not talking to the members)...but going all deadpool fourth wall on you.

I mean if that is what it takes...you want more blogs out of me???

Then this is what your gonna get...

You all better sit down and strap in....im about ready to crank the blogg o meter up to mother fucking high...
and see what type of shit comes out
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