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"Stealthing" .. this has to be the dumbest thing in the news
Posted:Apr 26, 2017 5:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2017 10:59 am
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Okay before yesterday 99.99999 percent of people have never heard of this practice..

Until yesterday...all the news media were reporting on this "epidemic" of stealthing or a man removing a condom during sex to heighten his pleasure without telling his partner,

The articles called this practice "
( well alt is quite childish and won't let me use the "R" word in a blog.)
."R word adjacent"....like the practice was like trying to sell beach front property.

Now I get the notion that yeah there are a few douche canoes that might actually do something so dumb.

BUT as a man I am offended by this article, it reinforces the whole notion that every guy "could" be/is doing this...ergo it is a throw back to the old feminist notion that every guy is a potential " r word" ist. The article even alluded to the notion that this practice is " the r word" or atleast sexual assault.

The ironic thing is the author of the article is female and has no first hand knowledge of what wearing a condom feels like.
Sure I don't deny her having an opinion on the topic.
But at the same time to go on about a practice that probably is more myth than reality was sorta ignorant. It reminds me of that scene in the "40 yr old virgin" where stevel correll's character describes a woman's breast as being like a sandbag
There really is much to do about wearing a condom.. it isn't a big deal. .

First off why would any man rip off a condom in the middle of sex? NOONE wants an unplanned pregnancy...NO MAN wants to pay for 18+ years of child support/college
NO man want to end up in jail for not paying his child support..
To do so would be just plain ignorant.

Second women assume that wearing a condom is like wearing a hefty trash bag on a guy's dick...like somehow it magically reduces sensation and a guy can't feel a damn thing.
Hello people this isn't 1886.. your not tying a rabbit pelt to your junk ...there are plenty of condoms on the market that are thin or ribbed for both your pleasure etc.

It really makes no sense for a guy to "stealth" unless he is being a complete immature asshole. I actually call bullshit on the article. It is agenda driven

And yeah I get the notion that a person does feel vulnerable during sex....I'm not making lite of the notion that this sorta man is lieing to you/putting women/other men at a great risk. But that sorta immature/emotional unstable person could also kill you too...
I'm trying to make the point that this isn't something the average guy does in the bedroom...this is more of a "boogie man" article.

It would be like saying every woman lies about being on the pill....it really is a trust issue. If they wrote an article about women forcing fatherhood on men, men would be weary of women and would double wrap their dicks during sex.

Yet why would a woman lie about it/why would she do it and honestly how often does this happen.

and ironically the author never addressed a simple solution to this so called problem.. the female condom.. funny how noone mentioned the female condom in the article..

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Funny story at the vets..better break out the scoobie snacks
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 4:56 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2017 3:51 am
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so I got Bobbi cat in my car
( er for those not following my blog .. bobbi is the shop cat that injured/cut her foot like a week ago and on sunday I decided to take her to the vet)

and she is literally freaking the fuck out...

Now I'm used to dogs freaking out in a car... but this injured cat has never been in one..she is meowing constantly/she's breathing heavily/has a fast heart beat etc.

So I have her in my car, BUT have to get out to secure the gate at work..

..despite a bad infected paw this cat leaped out my door and put usane bolt to shame son.
She was GONNNNNNNNNNNEEE ( hits the noz ....too fast too furious bitchhhhhhhhh).

Bobbi decides to fuck me over royally by climbing under the dock....which is too small for my ass to crawl under to get her back out..

When I do finally get her back in the car ( 30 minutes later).. Bobbi jumps on the steelwheel and just pisses herself silly .
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Soooo yeah... welcome to my sunday.... it is the only time your happy that your drive a crappy ford focus

I call up the vet and ask if they have some sorta carrier or box I could put the cat in.. I explain she is freaking the fuck out in my car and just wants to bolt. They said sure.

When I rolled up to the vets I noticed this nice family with like a 20 something year old son taking their dog in a blanket inside I unroll my window and explain my situation about the cat and they agree to get that crate to put the cat in.

I got Bobbi into the box without any hassle....but when I'm in the waiting room I hear the 30 something cool vet guy talking to the kid...
( in my next life I call dibs on being the cool 30 something vet guy..lol)

"er no a dog can't die from eating your weed bro... I am more worried about the amount of chocolate in those brownies..."

I was like holy shit did I just hear that.. a 20 yr old slacker...a dog and a plate full of pot brownies....gives a whole new meaning to "scoobie snack.....

Then the vet asked what brand of mix he used and the kid said ducan hines..
to which the vet thought there wasn't alot of real chocolate in that brand
( is there any real chocolate in any of those brownie mixes???.

Atleast it is great to know there are some cool vets out there.....I'm gonna assume the dog eating the brownies is becoming a more regular thing.

and yeah the vet even hooked me up a bit.. lowered his charges and gave me some free meds for bobbi
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the 2 dog diet
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 3:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 4:00 am
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I think I've come up with a new way of losing weight.. it's called the " two dog diet"...

you can eat whatever you want as long as it is in front of two dogs...

Hell you only end up eating half of the meal and giving them each a bite/some
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At the vet
Posted:Apr 23, 2017 10:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 3:54 am
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So I sit here waiting at the vet in a small cramped room with Bobbi our shop cat. She injured her paw a week ago and no one manned up and took the cat to the vet
I also chicken shitted out and tried to doctor the cat myself. I'm unsure if the boss is even gonna repay me for the vet bill.
Well the doc took one look and said yeah it's infected and is gonna cut it open and drain it.
Their estimate is 325 dollars on the high end
Oh well time to call the boss and see if he is willing to pay for the company cat
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united airlines ..oh yeah another video turns up now
Posted:Apr 23, 2017 7:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2017 7:08 am
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you've all seen the video of the 69 yr old doctor getting dragged off the united airline's flight.

BUT have you seen the video before hand? the doctor was actually on the phone with united. He told their rep that he was a doctor/had patients/had to get home and he refused to leave.

The cops in the video actually told him that either he leaves the seat or he is taking him to jail. The doctor is quiet/controlled/not harming anyone...

The cop grabs the doctor ( remember he is 69 yr fucking old and probably weights 130lbs soaking wet perhaps. So yeah it would be akin to wrestling with grandpa.
This is when the doctor freaks out and starts screaming

There was no " oh he punched the cop"..no : " oh he slipped" bullshit.. the cop threw this guy into the aisle..face first into that armrest.
After seeing this video I believe his lawyers' claim of the doctor's injuries ( two knocked out teeth/broken nose/concussion/2 days in a hospital etc

Then you clearly see this cop drag a bleeding 69 yr old man down the aisle of that plane by his arms

if you thought the previous vids were bad... you don't wanna see this one...

It is taken by the passenger across the aisle and one row up...so it is very clear to see the injuries this guy sustained.

I thank God for video cameras... it really is the only defense against agencies that believe they are above the law....it is the only way to keep police and policing bodies like airlines in check...
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America airlines.. they like to fly ( and bully a mother with kids ) and oh does it show
Posted:Apr 23, 2017 6:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2017 12:38 pm
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don't know if you've seen the "stroller" video yet.....but apparently this mother with two small infants boards an american airlines' flight with a stroller.

From her accent she sounds like she is of foreign descent ( french?) and perhaps doesn't understand all the rules of the airplane. So she tries to store the stroller in an over head compartment....

Then OMG this small white bald flight attendant reaches up and violently throws the stroller from the bin. He almost smacks the kids in the head with it..

The stroller is taken away...perhaps off the plane? and the mother cries to get her stroller back...
In the video the captain is now present...the mother is still crying..

A man from texas ( don't mess with texas by the way ) stands up and demands to know the name of the flight attendant that took that stroller. He sits down in his seat again .
But he springs up and starts to scream at the "lil ball of anger"/flight attendant..

The man from texas tells the flight attendant that if he ever does anything like that again ,he is gonna knock him out. The female flight attendant tells the man to just sit down. He screams the flight attendant almost hit the kids.

The ball of anger then goads the texan on and soon they are belly to belly... the flight attendant is daring the man to take a swing at him.

At this point I don't know why the captain didn't take control... It would have been so simple to just get the stroller back on the plane. It would have been simple to tell the flight attendant to move to first class etc and then the male passenger would have sit back down.
Yet he stands there clueless as this mother is crying..
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does the term " white trash" offend you?
Posted:Apr 23, 2017 6:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2017 3:09 pm
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Over the week trump had 3 people to the white house...sarah palin/kidd rock and ted nugent.

Some commentators started to call the 3s' visit .. the mount rushmore of white trash..

I really don't know why anyone would have a problem with a president inviting anyone to the white house...hell obama had jay z and queen b over /oprah stayed multiple times/hell everyone in hollywood has slept in the lincoln bedroom. ( speelberg/tom hanks etc)

So why are commentators given a pass when they use racially filled terms towards white people....oh right it's okay because they are trump supporters???

Perhaps this is why tom brady didn't attend the white house meeting with the patriots

so I ask is the term "white trash" offense to you? Ted Nugent brushed off the question and simply said no.. to him the term describes the joe lunchboxes/ the people that work their asses off
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government at work
Posted:Apr 22, 2017 8:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2017 10:44 am
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wow want to see the government working at a fast pace..

mail them a check for your city taxes some time...

.I went to the bank on friday with my paycheck and looked at my balance. I asked the teller to look at my account and see if that tax check( to the city) had cleared yet ( it was a big check.. 1 percent of my total income)..

and yep...it was cashed...it took them 1 whole day

Funny how government can work fast when they are taking your money...now lets see how fast they respond with city services
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Legends of tomorrow
Posted:Apr 22, 2017 8:18 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2017 10:45 am
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I will preface this by saying I am not a bandwagon sorta guy.. I don't watch tv shows just because other people are. I have never seen an episode of breaking bad or Game of thrones or whatever people out there binge watch..

I will also confess that I'm not a comic book movie guy.. I think the last one I actually saw was the avengers???

So I was hesitant to watch a tv series on netflix about superheros from DC comics .. I mean I did watch "arrow" and "daredevil".. but only for a season or two at best.

So last night I decided to watch " legends of tomorrow".
..I mean why not rip off one of the longest sci fi franchises of all time.. doctor who. I mean that was my initial thoughts anyway.....
rouge time agent that disagrees with the time council's decision to not mettle.. he literally steals a time traveling ship...
(add a few pepper pots and you got yourself one hell of a show)

BUT the powers that be at DC comic were smart and appeased the fan boys/fan girls...

the "doctor" ( well they don't call him the doctor in this tv show)...the captain is going to be played by a well liked ex doctor who companion ..rory..

So with a slight wink and a nod.. I'll let that all slide..

Another thing that slightly troubled me is the casting..
this seems to be one of those shows where the producer or writer brings in his/her people from previous shows...joss wheton is famous for reusing actors in his new projects.

So this show has that superman guy.. it has rory from doctor who.. it has the two guys from prison break...so yeah I wondered if this was gonna be a quality show or the "b" line up. I wondered if one of the actors was gonna be a diva and act like it was their show.

Ironically the best thing stolen from doctor who was the ideal of this being a character driven show. There is no need for cgi/expensive special effects or grade A actors.
The show is based on the characters and how they interact in their world...do we as the audience really care about them? Are they all just stereotypes?

For example every series now has to feature this "hunger games" wannabee strong female with ninja skills.....so when I saw the character of "white canary"...who use to be black canary.. I thought it was gonna be the same ole same ole song and dance.

and honestly if I want to see a woman beat the crap out of males twice her height and weight...I'll watch xena.

But only a few episodes in ,but I feel like the writers have alliterative motives....I have a sneaky feeling the writers are trying to portray these characters as humans first and then their powers second.

Sure she is a ninja assassin ( aren't they all )... but as the series progresses you get to see her fighting less. The same with the "atom" who has a power suit. The atom loses a piece of the suit in the past and then the next adventure he isn't wearing it.
( which is a nice plot device to save money and get rid of the cgi crap)

The guys from "prison break" are cast as villains ( basically captain cold with a freeze pistol and a guy with a fire gun.. they are quickly stereotyped as thieves.
But we are starting to see their past and their background.
Their strongest power is their humanity and their ability to work as a team/care for one another.

I find the characters all interesting...BUT hate the evil guy...like omg this is the next "hitler" the tyrant that takes over the world...wow boring as watching paint dry..which is a shamelt; This guy has the acting skills of a pro wrestler.

So I decided to IMDB the series and find out more about the actors etc....another cool trick this series picked up from doctor who... the replacement of the cast( companions)...
and it seems like DC comics allowed them to play with a wide variety of their minor characters ( so yeah your not gonna get superman or batman)...but the cast does rotate.

I'm about three episodes in and like the over all show. Hopefully the writers are clever enough to see beyond the whole plot of the evil dictator.. if every episode is about them going back into time at a certain point and foiling his plots, then it becomes ...wash/rinse and repeat television.
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oh so that is what that hole is for
Posted:Apr 19, 2017 4:13 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2017 3:38 pm
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okay stop it you cheeky butt monkeys and get your minds out of the gutter..

For two weeks I've been eating off of paper plates and plastic silverware as my roomie redecorated the kitchen...and then the dishwasher died on melt;..the dwasher refused to drain

well me being..well me...decided to rip it apart and find out what is going on...I figured it was just clogged up

So after cleaning years of broken glass/paper and gunk out of the machine...my roomie's hubby tell me that he forgot to puncture the hole on the left side of the garbage disposal that he connected the d washer hose to...

so the water was literally not draining period...

After that...it worked fine...

So yeah I finally got clean plates
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