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CLEAN UP IN LOBE THREE!!!!

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Posted:Aug 2, 2013 7:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:03 am
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leave it here, just you and me

and TMZ if they ask nice
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people that want and those that dont
Posted:Jun 22, 2017 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2017 1:48 pm
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interesting
having women contact me
what do i have to offer i wonder
then i realize that all i have to offer is me
so i offer me
and those that lose interest,never gain interest, etc.
lose out on nothing
as my value is nothing to them
to the right one they will know
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a step away from total reality
Posted:Jun 17, 2017 6:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2017 9:03 am
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continuing to rest and get past the effects of the stroke

certainly something you don't see coming

so, my gait is terrible due to the surgeries
my speech is getting better, folks can understand me
mostly
my head is fine except you come to wish your brain would slow down so you can catch up with reflexes and actions

i had a brain bleed so off to the nerologist (sp) next week

i wont have too many different doctors i haven't been to after this. Not a fun list to add to

one of my first things i am going to get better at is to cut down on the fifteen minutes it took to type this

tell those you love, again, tell them again
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surprise, life is here to fuck with you, better than death fucking with you
Posted:May 31, 2017 10:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2017 3:07 am
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interesting things happening
one day after returning from the cruise i have a stroke
not a huge one evidently, i'm home as of this minute
but i sound like i've really been on a bender
can't hardly talk
most everything else is ok
although typing this has been a bit of a struggle
so i'll be around
possibly a bit less for a bit
but here for the duration
kiss that special someone
things can change pretty quickly
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something extremely different
Posted:May 25, 2017 9:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2017 6:36 am
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just a few days away again only to come back to the childishness

another day at the bdfs

what would happen if we all decided to write only positive blogs for, say, a week

i say six days in the blogs are empty, short of my cake stuff

but, let's try, as an experiment

try to write only positive blogs for a week

some, see ya next week

some, give it a try

signed,

the cake bastard
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aye matey
Posted:May 15, 2017 4:12 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2017 12:08 pm
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off today for some cruisin' fun

two days in the bahamas

fairly inexpensive but then again, it is only two days

still, a bit of carousing and fine dining, dinner shows and gambling and maybe a late night bashing, if mom is put away nicely and i find an acceptable bashee

so while you all are suffering in your mindless, mundane existences i will be on the high seas

i'm the king of the world

hope they have some good cake onboard

next time i talk to you i will be rolling in money, me and gambling get along nicely

ta ta
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i'm having a semantics hissyfit
Posted:May 13, 2017 12:54 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2017 11:59 am
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respectfully submitted
which should be translated to "whatever the fuck i'm about to say is said with fucking respect fuckers"
this is all to allow them to hold their heads up high and judge how badly you fucked up
like the judgemental fuckers they are
"just saying" is another
like this is some disclaimer for any hurt put out by your previous statement
"I really do think you are a bad mother, just saying"
i respectfully submit this
just sayin'
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i am back to being thankful
Posted:May 12, 2017 8:10 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2017 5:38 am
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and today i am thankful for mom
mine is here for another two weeks
and i am thankful
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five minutes i left the room to come back to this
Posted:May 8, 2017 10:21 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2017 9:57 am
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Roscoe here bitches
Roscoe the head cat
Roscoe, your Dom
so now that you understand your place i shall lick for a moment
shhhh, no need for words
ok so where were we, oh yeah, you retards the humans
My big one's mom is here
she's cool, pets me alot
talks alot too, to everyone, to no one
i come into a room she's talking
i leave she's talking
so i scratched her
jesuschristinahandbasket did she wail out
louder than a dumb dog
but she ended up going outside and i had the whole house to myself
i got a tequila
i smoked a bowl
i ate some fig newtons
i watched "my cat from hell"
haahahahahahaha i love that fuckin' show
then i peed against the wall to ensure this is my area
and outside i strutted
so just checking in with you retards
be good to your Masters
meaning the cats in your lives
peace
out

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i can see!
Posted:May 3, 2017 3:33 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2017 2:03 pm
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eye surgery yesterday and already i can see better

now that i can tell the guys from the girls...watch out!
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