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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
5/26/2019 4:28 pm
Much(ish) ado and a whole lot of nothings


~~I have come to realize that I must be the proverbial alt unicorn.

I am
-Monogamous
-Straight
-Single

I have to be a unicorn because if I were an acronym Id be a MeSS.
I like unicorn better.

~~ The conspiracy theorists are right.
Aliens did build the pyramids. In fact the entire middle east region was settled by aliens long before recorded history.
Why else would........
-hieroglyphics from different artists look "scratched out' when its pics of non human looking humanish figures. What are they trying to hide? Themselves!
-the 'males' deny that they have a huge interest in sex so build walls so noone can see them surfing and probing
-cover those they are 'probing' head to toe in robes to hide the results of their experiments

~~Vanilla sex has only been 'a thing' in the last 150 years or so. Before that for THOUSANDS of years we were having wild crazy sex like the animals we are. Advancement of the species or evolved? US?
I don't flipping think so if we are the only species that can screw up sleep and sex!

~~If you believe that multiple dimensions and spaces exist, how many birthdays could you legitimately have? I've lost count on just ONE of the aliens I know, so I have to pick and choose when to make cake, celebratory spinach artichoke dip and throw inappropriate and endearing posts and insults.

I figure at least one a year is worth celebrating and I chose today cuz a wild childz iz worth celebrating. At least mine is.

Next year it will be an eclipse! I'm already making plans.

Maybe I'll make it an open ALT event and invite the bloggy masses.

I'm asking you now..........Just think about it...............Would you come?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
5/26/2019 4:35 pm

Ancient Aliens is one of my favorite shows.....count me in for the eclipse party


McGripper 54M

5/26/2019 4:40 pm

The blogging masses need more of your posts, its just better that way!

Happy celebrations


The opinions and understanding portrayed in my blog are mainly unfounded, misguided or wrong.


DancingDom 74M
22476 posts
5/26/2019 5:15 pm

If I am not having a nap, I will try to make it. Wake me in time OK?

"One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"


Nsa2tie 68M  
640 posts
5/26/2019 6:04 pm

Happy birthday. I think.

Beam me up, Scotty.


marshamay 35F
5934 posts
5/26/2019 6:07 pm

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5/26/2019 9:04 pm

A friend i was staying with for a while told me of a dream he had a few times when he was very young, like 3 or 4 years old. There were 2 little men, sitting on a branch on a tree in his grandfathers yard. They were lost and arguing about whose fault ir was and how they were going to get home as their ship was wrecked. They were small , grey , big heads , thin bodies , huge eyes, 3 fingers on both hands. The tree wasn't actually one in te yard , it was a coupl hundred meters back in dense bush He told me he was hunting one day and there it was , branch and all right in front of him. I could see the goosebumps break out on him as he told me about the tree . This was years before television ,and barely a radio in the area. Even now , they barely have cell reception there.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

5/26/2019 6:23 pm

So Universally thinking, dicks couldn't behave themselves for thousands of years? The minds ways are deeply rooted in the past but what did shatter upon the release of the creators secrets?
Now that it is known that nothing with a dick can be trusted? So then men and other kinds with dicks turned their hands towards other pursuits, now that their vile purpose was on show for all to see. They suddenly felt the need to redecorate their man caves with all the things their twisted minds could conjure.
The once sweet smiling centrefolds were gone, replaced by bad ass fems in boots and denim shorts, their once pearly thighs now sported grease stains and their fingers with blood red nails were now gripped around the shafts of sledge hammers balanced across their shoulders. Indeed the tide of this apocalypse had turned and the tired and worn out sanctions of the past were no more than dust kicked up by dis-spirited Mad Max survivor. The writer now scorned, flicked through his notes searching for the holy hypothesis that would leave the face of any physiognomist perplexed and aghast. The scruffy vestige of pages that once resembled a dictionary were now once again tasked to produce meaning to clarify and expand on this ill-lucid quest. For surely only he could accept these with open arms to put them to work at bellows and forges to bend and twist ironwork and fashion stacks that reached to the sky and roared into life upon the turn of a key that also shared its ring with a shrunken head and holy infernal shit did this thing smoke tyres on the sun scorched asphalt!
This was a tribute to Vegas Hotrods that very foolishly ditched Cheyanne. A show that lost some of its flavour for sure !


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
5/27/2019 9:27 am



I had to hide in my sadist’s armpit watching Dr Who without my glasses on yesterday. Not sure I could handle 👽 s but I have a homemade rum and raisin ice cream recipe that needs a party to go to.

Since I am the converse opposite of MeSS

Non-monogamous
Pansexual
Hooked up...

I have a pretty crap acronym though - does that strike me off the guest list?


jenny14 75T  
90125 posts
6/9/2019 2:48 am

cuzi

I hope you are well and it does not matter if you are monogamous etc so long as YOU are HAPPY!!

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


aHedonist 51M
7510 posts
8/10/2019 9:21 pm



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