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I waxed my butthole for you

"My tits aren't small, they're fun-sized"

Question of the day
Posted:Jul 29, 2021 4:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2024 6:32 pm
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This came up in a recent discussion.

"If your girlfriend happens to have a cock, Does sucking her cock mean that you're submissive?"

Seems to me it's an obvious "no", but I have a personal bias.
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It's only weird until you learn to like it
Posted:Jul 24, 2021 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2021 10:08 am
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As your Mistress, one of my tasks is teach you how please me. If only you could see the frown on my face when I read emails from guys who "Know what I need".

Pumping my hard, throbbing cock and/or sucking it until I shoot my load may seem like the best thing ever from your perspective, but we need to get on the same page.

Here's a technique that you've probably never considered or been aware of. Maybe difficult to comprehend without reading carefully, but surprisingly simple to do.

First, I'll remind you that if I want my cock hard, it gets hard, though most of time I prefer it treated like a larger than average clit. Why that is would be a topic for another blog post, and this is already long enough without going into a side topic

Now, picture me on my back with you sitting or laying beside me, tugging my panties to expose my exquisite coc Nice picture already, but we're just getting started.

As much as you'd probably want to wrap your fist or lips around my gorgeous shaft, don't. Instead, you should be petting it with caressing strokes beginning at the little dimple in my pelvis and tracing the top of my shaft until you reach the tip. Yes, we know that underside is far more sensitive, and that's why you're avoiding it. We're not in a hurry, and if it doesn't seem like sensuous fun to watch a cock slowly harden, you'll need to get used to the idea.

As we know, balls won't tighten up and your nut sack stays loose if your cock hasn't had much attention. With each petting stroke, you press down, causing my shaft to nestle between my balls, separating them.

Curl 2 or 3 fingers while the palm of your hand keeps my cock in place (also insuring that I can't get any harder) and push your fingers into my empty nut sack between my balls as if you were finger fucking a vagina, which is also what it feels like to you. If you imagine that this might hurt, no, it doesn't, and my balls are nowhere near the area, so no worry.

It's easy to feel the underside of my cock with your fingers through the skin of my scrotum. Also super easy, using your fingertips to stroke the shaft with a motion identical to massaging a Women's G Spot (A skill that any self respecting cocksman should already have). You can do it slow or fast, it doesn't matter much to me. I just like how it feels when you finger fuck me this way. Take your time, have fun, use your imagination, and if you think of something else to do with your other hand (or mouth), I'm sure that I'll appreciate it.

Luckily, you can easily master the technique by practicing on yourself. Whether you like how it feels doesn't matter. All that matters is that I like it and that you have a decent idea of what you're doing. Watching me squirm and listening to me moan should be reward enough for you.

But wait, there's more...

You'll also notice that the back of your knuckles are brushing against a "hidden", swollen ridge that you probably didn't know existed, and you don't need to be a genius to figure out that the ridge is an "invisible" extension of my coc Lengthening the stroke of your fingers with a sweeping "U' motion that includes this ridge is delightful (for me). I should also let you know that it's okay to press hard. You won't hurt me.

The best part (for me) is that you can do this for a VERY long time without your hand getting tired, and remember, we're not in a hurry here so have fun coaxing me to cum again and again. An easy way to know that you're doing it right, is when you notice that the palm of your hand is slippery from the "gurl juice" oozing from the tip of my coc Not a problem, you can clean up the yummy mess with your tongue when you're done.

Summarizing, yes, it's probably weird, and something you'd never considered doing, but if I feel your hand digging into my panties, I'll be very disappointed if this isn't what you have in mind.
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Today's pearl of wisdom
Posted:Jul 21, 2021 9:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2022 11:05 am
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"It's not about someone wanting to fuck you. It's about someone wanting to fuck you again"
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When a blow job isn't a blow job
Posted:Jul 20, 2021 2:29 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2021 9:30 am
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If you pump his dick while holding the head of his cock in your mouth, it's a hand job in disguise. Any time that you make a fist around his shaft, you're just giving him a hand job. It's one or the other. You can't do both at the same time. He loves watching his cock disappear between your lips... all the way.
Don't disappoint him.

Also, if he needs to jack off in your mouth to finish, you're not doing it right. A woman should be able to make her man cum with her lips and tongue and want him to fuck her mouth until he's completely satisfied.

And as a side : When sucking his dick, it's bad etiquette to play with your own cock. If he tells you to do it, that's different.

Am I right or am I right?
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Another handy household tip
Posted:May 14, 2021 2:33 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2021 3:32 pm
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Without a debate over the joys of being smooth, here's a tip.

Okay, we appreciate "shavers", but as you probably know, there's a difference between "looking" smooth and actually being smooth the touch. Hair removal aficionados generally agree that waxing gives the best result. If you've tried at-home wax kits, you also know the downsides and the frustrations.

Today's tip: Masking Tape
Yes, plain masking tape. It's cheap, easy use, not messy, and does an amazing job.

Tear off a 3" strip.

Start in an area that doesn't have much hair.

Press the tape over the hair, lift it up slightly, allowing you squeeze the lifted hair between your finger and the tape, and quickly pull it away.

No need go after a large area.

If you didn't get it all the first time, do it again, and you can reuse the same piece of tape until it's full of hair or loses its stickiness. All you're really doing is using the tape lift the hair enough get a good grip on it.

Like wax, yes, it hurts for a moment (especially the first time), and so what. Don't be a pussy. You've done plenty of stuff before that hurts a lot worse.

Also like waxing, it doesn't leave stubble, so as it grows back, it's soft the touch and not scratchy.

You're welcome.
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Joke of the Day
Posted:May 10, 2021 2:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 10:05 pm
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3 "Good Old Boys" driving past a farm notice a sheep with it's head stuck between boards of a fence, trapped and unable to move.

Staring at the sheep's rear end, one of them says "I wish that was Kim Kardashian"

Another says "I wish it was Beyonce"

The last says "I wish it was dark"
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Mistress Sharon: Dominance needn't be abusive
Posted:May 6, 2021 1:22 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2021 12:15 pm
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Parking at the curb in front of her house, you dial "Sharon" on your phone.
"Hi, baby. I see your car out front. Let yourself in. I'm waiting for you."
A little nervous, you pause at the front door, noticing the unique welcome mat she told you about. This is definitely the right house. No need to ring the doorbell or knock, you turn the doorknob and enter.

Just a few steps to the darkened living room, everything is exactly as expected. Her massage table is set up, and the picture is quite inviting. Perched at the edge of the padded table, crouched on her knees, her delectable ass cheeks present themselves. At the foot of the table, a chair and bar stool are also waiting beside a table with a lit candle, several small towels, and an assortment of bottles arranged on it.

Before taking a seat and getting comfortable, you check out her "goods". Running your hand over her ass cheeks, you appreciate how smooth and feminine they feel. The straps of her garters trailing up from the tops of her stockings cling to her ass cheeks, framing the delightful view of her little rosebud. Responding to your touch, she emits a "Mmmm" and invitingly wiggles her butt.

Reminding yourself that she suggested you to remain quiet, you resist your urge to comment. Still standing, you follow your desire to caress the smooth mounds. Another "Mmmm" encourages you to lift away your hand and return it with a playful smack. Her soft "Mmmm, hmmm" signals you to continue your erotic spanking. Alternating your massaging with a series of swats, she responds approvingly, moaning and arching her back to better present herself to you. As her cheeks take on a lovely shade of pink, you decide to move on to the "main course".

Choosing the bar stool, you place it where it needs to be and have a seat. Returning your hands to massage her cheeks, you worship them with a series of kisses. Closer and closer, your kisses zero in on her hairless hole. Flattening your tongue, you repeatedly swipe it over her crevice, enjoying her responses. Grasping her cheeks firmly, you spread them to give you complete access, and for the first time she feels the tip of your tongue at her opening. "Ohhh, mmmm" she moans as your pointed tongue dances and swirls around her squeaky clean hole.

Settling into your "oral servant" role, you examine the condiments on the nearby table. A variety of "toppings", the common squeeze bottles of chocolate syrup and honey, but what attracts your imagination are the Ranch dressing and barbecue sauce. In her emails, she joked about how Ranch dressing is good on ANYTHING. Unscrewing the cap, you dribble a small bit onto her butt crack, watching it travel down towards her hole. Lapping it up, her moans tell you that she likes what you're doing, so once you've licked her clean you reapply more Ranch, making a game out of the procedure and repeating it over and over as she moans and squirms with arousal.

Turning your thoughts to the barbecue sauce, you're curious about how her sensitive hole will respond to something spicy. Unscrewing the cap, you apply a dab of the sauce. Working it around her hole with your tongue, she doesn't react adversely, so you leisurely repeat the pattern as you did with the Ranch dressing. After a time, having had your fill of barbecue sauce, you decide to try the honey.

Using the pause between condiments and getting tired of bending over, you move the bar stool out of the way to use the chair she'd put out for you. Sitting lower now, you urge her to back up a bit and lower her ass to meet your lips more advantageously. Until now, in her crouched position, her cock and balls were sandwiched beneath her against the padded massage table. But, as her ass moved off the table toward you, they were now exposed and accessible. Also arousing to see, was the rope of clear "gurl juice" (pre-cum) dangling from the tip of her soft little cock/clit.

Tempting as it is, you resist the urge to touch her cute little "toy". In her emails, she had told you that one of her "quirks" was that though she didn't like being jacked off, getting her off with your mouth was fine. With that thought in the back of your mind, you continued on your original course.

The honey, being stickier and thicker than the other condiments, takes more effort to lick her "pussy/hole" clean. As you work at it, it's hard not to notice her arousal. Though both of you had agreed to avoid speaking, you imagine her begging, "Fuck me. Fuck me with your tongue". As your pointed tongue penetrates her, her muscle instantly relaxes to welcome you. Beginning slowly, you gradually thrust your tongue faster and deeper into her delicious, honey flavored hole. As your pattern develops, she rocks back and forth to meet each thrust of your tongue, the volume of her moans increasing.

Between applications of honey, you glance down, fascinated by the long strings of her clear gurl juice dribbling from tip of her clit to puddle on the hardwood floor. No longer able to resist temptation, you break your promise to avoid talking.
"Flip over onto your back. I want to taste your juice"
It only took her a few seconds to process your request. Rolling over on the massage table, she swings her leg over to comfortably rest her stocking covered feet on your thighs. With her cock/clit easily accessible, you lean in to taste her.

Stroking her stocking covered thighs, you draw her soft little clit between your lips and put your tongue to work again. Not the first thing you'd notice, but not only is she free of pubic hair as you expected, but you eventually realize that she's smooth as a billiard ball with no shaving stubble at all. Recalling her email where she talked about waxing, you're impressed that she takes the extra effort.

Feeling her clit gradually transform into a larger than average cock is a satisfying thrill. Her photos gave the impression that she was much smaller, but she obviously wasn't aroused when she posed for them. Focusing on the sensitive head of her cock, you settle into a steady rhythm, her breathing quickening as she reaches up to play with her breasts.

With gentle insistence, she guides your hands to her breasts. Fascinated by the feel of her funnels of flesh through the stretchy lace top that she's wearing, you realize that if it weren't for the cock in your mouth, you'd swear that you were fondling a real woman. Enjoying her fascinating combination of assets, you grope her firm little tits, rolling her large, hard nipples between your fingers while sucking her cock.
"Harder, baby", she whispers, symbolically squeezing your wrists.
Interpreting her request, you manhandle her aggressively, groping her tits roughly and squeezing her nipples as you twist them.
"That's it, baby. You can't hurt me"
Her hips writhe as her orgasm approaches.
"I wanna cum for you, baby. Tell me you want me to cum. I need to hear you say it."
Letting her cock leave your lips momentarily, you respond, "Cum for me. Cum for me, baby" before taking her into your mouth again.
"Almost there, baby. Almost there", she pants.
Tightening her grip on your wrists, she assertively exclaims "Hurt me!"
Interpreting her request, you grip her nipples harder than you'd normally dare, twisting and pulling on them repeatedly through the soft fabric.
"Oh, yeah. Here it comes. Hold still"

Quickly reaching down, she clutches your head, holding you motionless as she fucks your mouth. Within moments, the first spurt of her warm juice empties into you. Holding you perfectly still, she continues to thrust, slower and slower, savoring each pulse of her cock. Refusing to release you, she "forces" you to remain in place until long after her shivers of pleasure subside and her cock has shrunk back to the little clit that you'd started with. Not exactly a surprise, she warned you in her emails that she takes forever to "finish". Just another one of her "quirks", and though it's not what you're accustomed to, her post-orgasm wind down behavior is peculiarly satisfying to you. Given your "helpless" situation, you appreciate its surreal intimacy. As she relaxes her demanding grip, you feel a desire to express your gratitude, remaining in place to affectionately kiss her soft little clit and smooth balls.

Hoping to earn extra points with her, as she pulls away from you and scoots up to get more comfortable, you politely say, "Thank you, Mistress."
"You did good", she responds.
An awkward amount of time passes in silence as you conclude that it's time for you to leave. Quietly standing and heading for the door, you resist the urge to turn around for one last look at what you imagine would be a memorable picture.

Driving home with the taste of her cum lingering in your mouth, you reflect. Sure, the whole scene was weird, You walked right into a stranger's house, and without saying a word, sat down to eat her ass. You could have sworn that you were with a real woman, though it was "icing on the cake" to eventually find that she had a really nice dick. Laying face down as she was when you arrived, dressed the way she was, her smooth body, and the whole picture capped off by her longish hair flowing over her shoulders, she appeared and felt completely feminine. And then there were those delightful tits, not big, just a satisfying handful, crowned by those surprisingly large, protruding nipples. It felt perfectly natural to interact with her exactly as you would with any other woman. The fact that she got off on rough handling wasn't all that weird, but the one thing that stood out is how she made you feel like a "MAN", even while she was pumping her cum into your mouth.

When you were getting acquainted through email, referring to her as "Mistress Sharon", you initially imagined her to be abusive, expecting her to behave like Mistresses you'd seen in internet porn. Quite the contrary, yes, she was ultimately "in charge", but it was simply an "understanding". It was your job to please her, and given that you took initiative when you asked her to flip onto her back for you to suck her cock. she rightfully might have punished you for crossing the line and telling her what to do, but instead she complied with little hesitation. From her emails, it was clear that she could be much stricter if the situation called for it, but apparently meeting today was exactly what she described as "getting acquainted" to see if you'd want to continue into having an "arrangement".

Later that night, you try to jerk off while replaying the encounter in your head. Curiously, though you didn't cum earlier or even undress, and are naturally still horny, you don't want to ruin this peculiar sensation. All you can think about is how good it felt to service her and your desire to explore these addictive conflicts.

The next day she emails you,
"I want to thank you for yesterday. If you're open get together again, I want to hear your thoughts and have a few ideas that you might like...."

Nervously contemplating your response, you choose to honestly describe how she makes you feel, confess your puzzled feelings, and leave it to her to decide how to progress.
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Dick size
Posted:Jan 12, 2021 7:12 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 10:06 pm
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Taking a poll...

Should a gurl's dick be larger or smaller than her boyfriend's?

A - The larger, the better
B - They're cuter when they're little
C - Don't care, I'm only interested in her holes
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I'm not a "Morning Person"
Posted:Jan 7, 2021 10:23 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 10:07 pm
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It was a few years ago, but I thought that if you're interested in knowing you'd learn a thing or 2 from reading this.

My boyfriend at the time was an early riser. Not that I'd dream of arguing with him over anything, he consistently emailed me almost every morning, saying that he wanted me ASAP, though I wouldn't see his emails until I rolled out of bed at my usual "crack of noon". As it became more of an item between us and we had such a good thing going, I made a point of getting up earlier to accommodate him better, though 7am was still of the question.

Then it occurred to me . He's been here hundreds of times, and it's a nice, safe neighborhood. Why not leave the front door unlocked at night? He's fine, letting himself in, knows his way around the house, and has made it clear many times that though my outfits add a flare, it's ME that he's interested in and he doesn't much care if wearing something for him. FYI, though I have several nighties, I typically sleep in the nude.

I emailed him about it, and he thought it was a great idea. I decided against wearing a nightie bed, mostly because I intended it be a "one time" thing, and didn't want to make it so special that it might become a habit. Letting himself in the next morning, he graciously made enough noise to wake me. Drowsily laying in bed, I watched him undress and climb in beside me. "How's my girl this morning", he teased as I scooted down to lay on my side, gazing at his gorgeous tool. Rolling onto his side, he presented his lovely cock As if on "autopilot" I kissed the head of his cock as I'd been taught to begin our routine. It wasn't long before he was fucking my mouth in full strokes with a handful of my hair in his hand as I moaned with pleasure.

Still in my half awake mental fog, he went through the routine that I was accustomed to, changing positions from time to time as it suited him, playing with my little tits when it was convenient, and keeping up the teasing chatter that I adored.

Worth mentioning, is that he had one simple rule. My cock was off limits. I was forbidden to touch it, and during the entire time I was seeing him, he never touched me there once. And no, I didn't like the rule at first, but I accepted it and grew to enjoy what the denial did inside my head. I could cum as much as I wanted, but I had to "cum like a girl", without the traditional ejaculation. And yes, once I got used to it, I liked it.

Dozens of my "Gurl-gasms" later, he rolled onto his back, saying "Do that thing I like".
Knowing what he meant, I got on my knees between his open legs, kissing his balls as he lifted his legs and pulled them up to his chest. Now it was my turn to tease. With my nose buried in his ball sack, I pushed my flattened tongue against the swollen ridge of his "taint", massaging it as he grunted his approval. His hand on my head pushed me further down, following the path of that manly ridge to his rosebud. "That's my girl", he encouraged as the tip of my tongue found his puckered hole.

The scent of Irish Spring soap was strong, letting know that he was fresh from the shower. After running my tongue in circles around his hole, the pressure of his hand on the back of my head told me what he wanted. Poking my pointed tongue into his hole, I heard "Good girl". Glancing up as best I could, I watched him stroke his cock while I tongue fucked his tight, pulsating hole.

He was breathing fast when he took a firm grip on my hair and pulled me up to take his cock in my mouth.
"Suck it. Suck it like a good girl"
Forcing himself between my lips, I accepted his shaft with a satisfied moan as his pubic hair brushed against my nose.

Again and again, he penetrated me, keeping a firm grip on my hair. I knew that we were approaching the finish line. With my flat tongue pressed against the underside of his shaft, he grunted "That's a good girl. Almost there"

"Take it! All of it!"
I remained motionless, just as I'd been taught, anticipating his gift.
"Here it comes, baby. All for you."
Dividing my attention between my own shivering orgasm and making sure that I was performing the way he liked, the first of his warm goodness emptied into me. Not the right time to swallow it yet, I held as still as possible while he finished, filling my mouth with his precious gift.

His thrusts slowed until I knew that it was okay to swallow what he'd given me. Squirming as my own juice oozed from the tip of my untouched cock, I waited for him to desensitize before licking clean the last remnants of his semen from his softening cock Basking in my satisfaction, I heard his breathing return to normal as I kept his spent cock in my mouth.

As he eventually got up to put his clothes on, I looked at the clock on my nightstand. Almost 3 hours, a new record for him.

"See you tomorrow?", he asked.
"Yes, Sir. I'd like that."
"Same time?"
"Yes Sir. Whenever you want me, Sir"
"Good girl"

Hearing the front door close as he left, I rolled over in my bed to drift back to sleep, relishing the taste of his semen and shivering with pleasure as I mopped my own juice up with my fingers, licking them clean.

It was after noon when I woke again. Sitting down with my first cup of coffee, I replayed the encounter in my mind. Better than I'd imagined it would be, and thinking that I get to do this every day gave me a delicious tingle.
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Self Control
Posted:Dec 25, 2020 11:57 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 10:07 pm
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Having a delightful Christmas . All by myself, and that's okay.

It hasn't been easy, but I've avoided ejaculating for a week now, and the result is worth it.

As I've said in the past, and without going into much detail of how it works physically, I really like "cumming like a girl". A slight tradeoff, less dramatic than the traditional "shoot the goo" orgasm, but I can cum repeatedly all day if I want to.

Every day that passes, I get more and more sensitive, and for the last few days, I'm at the "hair trigger" plateau, where Just brushing my fingers over the tips of my nipples sets off those delicious "G spot" twitches that precede the pleasurable jolts of electricity and satisfying shivers.

Given the "denial" situation, it's no surprise that I woke up feeling super horny. Just wearing a silk robe today, sitting down with my morning coffee, I couldn't resist opening the top of my robe. Feeling my hardening nipples poke between my spread fingers, it only takes a few seconds to trigger the response.

After several hours of playing with my tits off and on, it's delightfully wicked to look down, watching my clear "gurl juice" slowly ooze from the tip of my soft "clit", then collecting it with my finger and licking it clean.

Right now I'm wondering if there's a "right guy" somewhere there who could be entertained by making me cum over and over, teasingly telling that I'm a good girl while leisurely fucking my mouth all day.
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